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00. What time is it? 7:03 p.m. 02/04/04
>01. Full Name: April Joyce Mitchell
>02. Nicknames: Too many to count or name here though some of my favorites are Kitty, Witch, and the one I have listed
on my website.
>03. Screen name: aim is CanIkeepyou421. yahoo is wanderingwoodsprite and angelique_du_coudray1982
>04. Age: 21
>05. Birthday: April 21st 1982
>06. Grade: college
>07. G.P.A: 2.0
>08. Sex: ¿? lol yes please!
>09. Zodiac sign: Taurus
>10. Hospital where you were born: Berrien General (P.S. if you were born in Niles, James, the name of the hospital
is Powating Hospital.)
>11. City, State you were born: Berrien Center, MI
>12. City, State you live in now: I now reside in the lovely town of Buchanan Michigan, which is pronounced dead every
night at 9 p.m.!
>13. Height: 5'0"
>14. Hair Color:Red
>15. Have you ever dyed your hair?yeah it has to get the luscious red color it is somehow!
>16. If so what color[s]: red, black, blonde
>17. Eye Color: hazel, but they look either green blue or sometimes silver
>18. Glasses/Contacts: reading glasses occasionally. not prescription or anything
>19. Tattoo's Piercings?: Just one hole in each ear. though I finally had Henna done not too long ago
>21. Hobbies: I have no hobbies anymore other than renaissance faires because I work so much but there are now more
hobbies down below! lol a hobby down below! lol No Comment from my dirty lil mind
>22. Do you have a Boyfriend/girlfriend?: I love myself! I think there is someone I could love as much as I love myself!
>24. If you do have b/f or g/f how'd you meet: I tend to meet most of my men at renaissance faires and where there is
alcohol involved! lol
>25. If you were any one in the world who would it be?: myself. no one else but me can pull me off ;)
>26. When and who was your 1st crush?: Shawn Spurlock, my nextdoor neighbor, when I started liking boys
27. What do you first notice about the opposite sex: Their eyes and how they act oh and their hair length ;-)
28. Your idea of a perfect date: anything is perfect as long as its with the one I love.
>29. Do you want to get married someday: IF I can find someone I love as much as I love myself, damn I'm sexy!
>30. If so when: At the faire or on Halloween! PWEEZE!
>31. How romantic are you?: Hopeless romantic, but shhhh don't tell...
>32. Biggest turn-on: true love. and chocolate, oh and men with long hair and leather or vinyl ! GRRRRRRR *Drool*
>33. Ideal girl/guy: Interesting, gothic, can have short hair if they look right but I LOVE long hair
>35. What's your favorite thing to watch on TV: Charmed is the only tv show I watch. that and tru calling and lots of
movies
>34. Most romantic thing that happened to you: an escort through Silver Leaf. and my best friend sending me half a dozen
red roses for valentine's day because he knew I didn't have anybody.
. 35.Memory [thing] you miss most: my mind.... oh and occasionally my virginity
>37. If you could go back in time, where would you go?: Medieval ages, or Arthurian times
>38. Thing that you regretted doing after you had done it: losing my virginity
>39. Memory you would like to forget: losing my virginity
>40. What'd you do yesterday: worked, played magic the gathering, worked on a roleplaying character for my next campaign,
ate dinner and finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Started Portrait of Dorian Gray,again...
>41. Last person you talked to on the phone: my mom
>42. Last thing you said: Oh Shamiminey(a word I made, yes, I MADE IT! )
>43. Last song you listened to: Queen: Flash Gordon
>46. Have you ever been kissed: yesh
>47. If so when was the last time: dunt like to kiss and tell ;-)
>48. With who: oh so many to chose from at Silver Leaf.
>51. How many kids do you want: 1 or 2
>52. Future son's name: That's between my other and I
>53. Future daughter's name: Same same
>54. Honeymoon spot: Ireland and Scotland OR New Orleans
>55. Where do you like to shop: wherever tickles my pickle
>56. Boxers or briefs for guys?: Boxers please! or nothing at all!
>58. Would you ever wear a thong: that is the only type of underwear I allow myself to wear. they make me feel absolutely
YUMMY!
>59. Do you like men who wear speedos: I don't wear them so I don't care as long as they aren't fifty year old
fat men ! EWWWW
>60. Would you have a threesome with another guy or a girl: yesh as long as it was either another guy or Angelina
Jolie
>61. Are you a virgin: If I said yes would you believe Me?
NOW MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS, WHERE IS #s 62 & 63? The Damn Xtians got them!
>64. Would you ever wear a thong: Its all I like to wear, that and nothing at all
>65. Do you like guys who wear thongs: doesn't matter to me
>66. Would you have a threesome with another girl and guy: see above
>67.Are you a virgin: Virgin, whats that?
>68. FAVORITE Food: Italian. Chineses too and seafood
>69. FAVORITE dessert: anything with chocolate,what are you, crazy?
>70. Favorite Drink:Woodchuck hardcider!
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>74. Color: GREEN, more of an obsession really!
>77. Favorite Weekend Activity: not working!
>78. Day of the week: Friday night, last night of work for the week
>83. Card Game: MOW
>84. Holiday: Samhain
>85. Number:13
>86. Cookie: Chocolate chip
>87. Phrase to overuse: Ouch! or Bite me here damnit!
>90. Candy: peanut butter M&Ms or fifth avenue candy bars
>FRIENDS: ...................and all the rest of you
>106.Friend(s): are very rare indeed.
>107. Funniest: Melissa when we tickle her! She is called a Squirrel for a reason!
>108. Diztiest: apparently me although I have different opinions on that one!
>109. Loudest: Ray
>114. Smartest: obviously, all of my friends are smart, but the smartest is probably...hold on, that's not fair and
I refuse to answer heheheheheheP>
>115. Sweetest: Melissa and ME I'm so sweet I'd give ya a toothache!>
>116. Best Listener: those who know me
>PICK ONE:
>122. N Sync OR BSB: How about No!
>123. Peanut butter OR Jelly: Both, and yes at the same time, smeared all together-like and stuff!
>124. Coke OR Pepsi: coke with cherry pweeze :)
>129. Vanilla OR Chocolate: chocolate, what are you crazy?
>132. Romantic, Comedy OR Horror: if you can give me all three at once, I'd be happy as hell
>136. Do you believe in angels: I find it humorous that someone could ask if I believe in angels and expect me to say
yes, but if someone asked if I believed in the intrinsic goodness of people, they would fully expect a no and say that I was
crazy for saying yes...now that's fucked up priorities there >138. Love at first sight:
Not until Rob.
>139. Heaven & Hell?: No
>140. God?: I believe he existed, but was an ordinary man, because I'm sorry, it takes two to tango!
>141. Yourself?: yes
>142. Chickens that say MOO: lol, I believe faeries, does that count?
>145. Ghosts: seen a few
>HAVE YOU EVER
>146. Been on a plane: never
>147. Streaked/Flashed: uhm yes, so many times people wonder why I don't just stay naked all the time, it would make
my job a lot easier!
>148. Cried in public:yes
>149. Climbed a tree: sadly no
>150. loved someoe? yes in fact I love someone right now, MYSELF!
>151. Have you Kissed a guy or a girl?: yes
>154. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no but I walk in their wearing my devil horns just to see if anyone even attempts
to talk to me.. surprisingly I never get helped.. stuck up bastards! Bad customer service bad!!! YOU'RE FIRED!
>155. Had an online relationship:when I was younger
>156. Did the nasty: you mean most of the men from Niles?
>157. Said, "I love you,": only when I absolutely mean it
>158. Made prank calls:nope
>159. Gone skinny dipping: funny enough, no
>160. Skipped school: no
>161. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: yes only one person has made me do that, MYSELF!
>162. Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute guys/girls: sorry, no, I have better things to do , like eat
as much crap from the vending places I can, then ride all the roller coasters until I feel sick, now thats FUN!
>163. Played tag in a mall: no , but I really REALLY want to! Laser tag even! tee hee
>WHICH WOULD YOU BE:
>170. Underwear/Bra: bra, closer to the heart , or maybe underwear, closer to the....
>171. Pen/Pencil:pen...is , lol those two answers fit so well together now didn't they!
>172. Plumber/Trashman: stripper
>173. Ear/Eye: eyes
>174. Rich and unhappy/Poor and happy: fuck you, rich and happy
>175. Tall/Short:neither and both at the same time
>176. Guy/Girl: Guy
>RANDOM QUIESTIONS:
>177. What's the first thing you did when you woke up? cussed at the fact that I was awake during broad daylight...HISSSS
>179. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: always
>180. Do you have motion sickness?: sometimes
>181. Have you ever been attacked by a big dog: it's the small ones that'll getcha every time
>182. How many rings before you answer the phone: the least amount possible...who still goes with the three rings rule
anymore anyway? oh, you do? snob...
>183. How many homes have you lived in?: now two
>184. Piercings: didn't we already do this one?
>185. Tattoos: hey, deja vu
>186. Bed Time: depends on where I am and who I am with! and what I am doing!
>187. Have you ever mud wrestled: I wanted to so bad this year at silverleaf, but the mud pit players didn't come this
year :(
>188. Would you kill someone: if they wanted it bad enough
>189. Which finger is your favorite?:the middle one to tell you to kiss my ass!
>190. Do you like your handwriting: no
>191. What is your favorite lunch meat: honey smoked turkey
>192. Are you a daredevil: yes
>194. Do you flirt: Shamelessly, unless I'm taken then its only with my bf and my female and male friends...
>195. What movie made you cry: movie? more like plural
>197. Which was your best Halloween costume?: my wench outfit , or my punk rocker outfit
>198. Would you ever bungee jump: no
>199. Have you ever been in a mosh pit: yesh
>200. Do you wear a seat belt: when I'm in a car I do
>201. Have you ever been on radio or TV?: both
>203. Do you sleep with a stuff animal?: sure do
>204. Last time you showered: today
>205. Do you have cell phone and beeper: yes
>206. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Shamrock green
How many buddies do you have on your list?: before I lost aol over 100 now just my awesome friends on yahoo...which i shall
not say how many for they are much better people than to be referred to as merely a number...
>208. Do you like this survey?: not really
>209. What are the last 4 digits of your number?: F-U-C-K ! lol well you anyway, no one needs to know that
>210. One pillow or two, cotton or feather?: two pillows, feather with silk or sating pillowcase
I am a goddess treat me as such damnit!
211. Last CD you bought: Voltaire Devils Bris and Voltaire Boo Hoo
213. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup?: very quickly. SNARF!
214. Feelings on abortion: not ok unless its a health risk
216. Thoughts on Britney Spears: PLASTIC!!!!! ANYONE GOT A MATCH? HEHE FIRE I LOVE FIRE!!!
217. Thunderstorms: I make them
218. Roller coasters-cool or scary?:Fun as hell!
219. What does your screen name mean?: I'm a wandering Woodsprite Damn y'all are fucking geniuses!
220. Who do you most admire?: Myself thank you very much!
221. Right, Left, or Ambidextrous?: both baby, both ;-) but I write right handed
222. What is on your mouse pad?: If I had one I'd tell ya
223. What is under your bed?: the bodies of my dead ex-boyfriends...err.. I mean.. stuff ::batting eyes innocently:: Meow?
225. Do you like the person that sent you this survey?: No I dont like her, I love her!
226. Of all the people you sent this to, how many would most likely respond?: I really don't care
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU
238. Cried: no surprisingly
239. Eaten fluff: not in years
240. Helped someone: yes
241. Cut your hair: no
242. Worn a skirt: yes
243. Worn a tie: no
244. Been mean: yes
245. Been sarcastic: Me? Sarcastic? Puh-lease...
246. Gone for a run: no
247. Gone for a walk: yes
248. Gone to the movies: no
249. Gone out for dinner: no
250. Been kissed: No
251. Felt stupid: yes
252. Said "I love you": yes
253. Written a letter: yes
254. Written a paper?: no
255. Taken a test: no
256. Met someone new: yes
257. Moved on: yes
258.Written in a journal: yes
259. Watched your favorite movie: Yes
260. Talked to someone you have a crush on: PLEEZE, yeah if I was still in junior high.. I have interests...
261. Given someone a present: yeah my middle finger
262. Had a serious talk: yes
263. Missed someone: yes
264. Hugged someone: yes
265. Had a nightmare: yes
267. Fought with a friend: yes
268. Been Scared: yes
269. Do you now hate whoever sent this to you: no
270. Would you ever go out with them?: on a date yeswe saw the most recent peter pan together, she put her arm around me,
awwwww *blush*) but sorry melissa, you me sex never.
272. Is this person nice?: extremely.
273. What is one of their bestfeatures: She is one hell of an artist
274. What is one of their worst features: She apologizes for things a lot
275.Hometown: Niles, but I live in Buchanan MI, which is pronounced dead
nightly at 9 p.m.
276.Interesting Fact: I'm a certified elven pirate wench
277.School: College, Music Major at Southwestern Michigan College in Dowagiac
Michigan, contemplating changing my major to broadcasting, I want to be a Radio DJ!
278.Hobbies: Writing Poetry, Singing, acting,dancing ( I tap and do Irish
Dance, though I can do a lot more dancing than just that) anything medieval celtic and renaissance, performing at Renaissance
Faires, playing flute, piccolo,piano, fife, tinwhistle, and ocarina, reading, movies-corny b rated horror, Lord of the Rings,
Harry Potter,Red Sonja, Ladyhawk,Dragonslayer, Conan the Barbarian, Willow, Legend, Flash Gordon,Princess Bride, Labyrinth,
The Dark Crystal, Dragonheart, both of the recent Mummy Movies(I love the magi leader drool), A Knight's Tale, Army of Darkness,
Erik the Viking, Just Visiting,Excalibur, First Knight,Interview With the Vampire, Queen of the Damned(loved the soundtrack
as well) and many many more, including Little Nicky. 80's hairbands,gothic metal, celtic, new age, punk, classical,and bands
I absolutely love are Voltaire, Medieval Baebes, Lords of Acid, haven't gotten any cds but i like what I've heard of therion,
HIM, System of a Down(love chop suey), Kittie,Ozzy Osborne, NIN, Rob Zombie,the older Marilyn Manson stuff, Black Sabbath,
Scorpions, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden(Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner is my fave)Rammstien, Shakespeare's Sisters, Doom,Alice cooper(fave
song is poison i do a stripdance to that song) and much much more music DEFINITELY! Hanging out, going to parties and clubs,
concerts, Hanging out with my friends and good old fashioned Turtlepiling!
Dreams and Goals: To meet the man of my dreams and create a wonderful solid
stable, fun life together, and become a famous professional Musician, and to at least travel to Ireland once before I die.
And scare the shit out of innocent bistandards >:>
Favorite Color: GREEN! It's more of an obsession!
Favorite food: Italian, chinese, and seafood!
Favorite alcoholic beverage:Guinness! Woodchuck(hard cider for those who
aren't to familiar with woodchuck)! and really old Irish whiskey, I found that one out on my 21st birthday! Smooth is good!
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279..Describe the type of person you might be interested in meeting (either
romantically or platonically). What traits do you find attractive? |
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The type of person I am looking for is
fun to be with, outgoing, great sense
of humor, wonderful personality, is wild crazy and adventurous, likes people
for who they are, not what they look like. Big egos do not go over well with
me. Someone who is willing to try new things, and who is willing to spend time
with me. I need someone open minded and nonjudgmental, and definitely no
ignorance please. |
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280.What personal habits of others really irritate you? |
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When people lie, cheat on me, try to tell
me what they think is best for me,
people who are nice to my face but talk about me behind my back, and people
cancelling on me without good reason. I've been stood up many times. |
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281.Describe your personality and physique. (Here is a good place to make
up for not having a photo on-line or telling things photos can't tell). |
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I am a very cute very short red-head(5'0"
to be exact).I'm not fat, but I am not ultra super duper feed my I am skin and bones skinny. I am somewhat
outgoing, as long as I know the person. Around new people I am shy. I have a
good personality, an interesting sense of humor, and sometimes quite the dirty
little mind. With a smile to melt ya and liquid hazel pools to get lost in.
Want to know more, contact me :) |
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282.Which virtues give you most of your self confidence? If you could change
one thing about yourself, what would it be? |
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My biggest virtue is my personality. If
i could change one thing about my
looks is in my eyes I would make myself easier on the eyes. |
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283.Where have you met most of your current friends? Describe your social
circle of friends. |
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College and Renaissance Faires around the
surrounding areas. Most of my
friends and I are rennies to the core. The rest of us are just downright
weird. |
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284.What is your insight into spirituality, and how do you practice this
belief? |
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If you really want to know, please contact
me. |
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285..Do you belong to any organizations, clubs, teams, or special interest
groups? |
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Wench's Guild, The Sexy Bitch Club( my
friends and I created it). |
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286.Favorite pastime? Sport? Hobby? Diversion? Just what goes on Sundays
at your place? |
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Renaissance Faires!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well,
thats only in the summer. I love watching hockey on tv(go red wings!) Listening to all kinds of music, going out clubbing
and to parties. Fun stuff like that. Usually Sundays in my house are pretty dead until my neighbor and I hang out. its our
sunday thing.I want to start up again, but I used to take taekwondo, I was ready to test for my belt just beyond red when
I quit... and I am a dancer, I danced a lot in college. |
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287.How would you characterize your political leanings? (i.e. Democrat,
Republican, Reform, Libertarian, Independent, radically left/right, don't care). |
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Green party all the way baby! |
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288.What language(s) do you speak, read or write? |
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English, French, learning Gaelic and Elven. |
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289.If you could 'Do Lunch' with anyone, who would it be? |
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Jim Morrison or King Arthur. |
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290.What is "SEXY"? What do you find "SEXY" in a partner? |
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Their entire being and aura. The glow they
have within them :) that and
natural scents are sexy, as are accents, fake or real SEXY is in the mind. If someone thinks they are sexy, they are, no matter
what others think. I find all that stuff previously typed sexy, as well as someone who has a good life, is happy, and someone
being themselves is sooo sexy, as is a romantic! I also find tall skinny white boys
ungodly sexy! and Gothic style is so unbelievably sexy to me! hence why i think the lead singer of AFI is gorgeous! I think
long hair on men is absolutely sexy as well GRRRRR! |
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291.List some of your favorite lines from movies, poems, songs or commercials. |
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"As You Wish." "I Swear it will be done."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to
die."-Princess Bride
"Give that back to me you stupid fat dykini!"-Willow
"I never liked him much anyway, he wasn't right in the head."-Braveheart |
"Damn the man, Save the Empire"
"Makin out on that old pull out couch, watchin saturday night live."
"Do I have boobs on my head? Yea, Big ones."
"Popeye's Chicken is Fuckin awesome!"
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292.What are your all-time favorite movies and/or actors? |
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for movies look under hobbies
Actors and actresses I love Liam Nieson, Jack Black, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford,Hugh Jackman,Alan
Cummings,Jason Issacs, Alan Rickman, Orlando Bloon, Viggo Mortensen,Sean Connery, Sandra Bullock, Meg Ryan, Rose McGowan,
Angelina Jolie, and many many more! |
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293.Where do/did you attend high school and/or college? What are/were your
favorite subjects in school? |
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Niles Highschool for two years and I graduated
from Brandywine Highschool. I
loved Drama, Band, and choir. Journalism class and teacher hated me.
I still attend Southwestern Michigan College for broadcasting because I want to be a radio DJ, I've also been a theatre major,
a music major,and now this.
my fave classes were intro to shakespeare, creating writing fiction and poetry, acting classes, and my dance classes |
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294.Where were you born? What is your ethnic origin or ancestry? List some
of the places you have lived or traveled. |
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I was born in Berrien Center Michigan,
I live in Niles Michigan, my ancestors
are from Ireland or Eire as I like to call it, Scotland, and I am also
English. Go King Henry the VIII! Off with their heads! |
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295..What type of work do (did) you do? How long have you been (were you)
in that line of work? Do (did) you enjoy it? |
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I work at the Buchanan district library,
before that was Barnes and Noble. I love books. I could spend not hours, but days on end reading nothing but books and doing
nothing but reading. SOME of my favorite authors is Ann Rice, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Poppie Z. Brite, Nora Roberts,
The Author of Willow(yes the movie one), the author of the Princess Bride, and Piers Anthony, just to name a few, also Oscar
Wilde all because he wrote the Portrait of Dorian Gray. |
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296..If you could pick one super-human power (such as comic-book characters
have) what would you choose? |
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Shapeshifter |
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297..Someone may want to say "hello", but not know how to get the ball
rolling. Ask a question that someone can answer in their first letter to you. |
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"So, you're a wench.." Or "Got Blood?" |
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298..Any additional comments? Is there anything that the questionnaire
didn't cover? |
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Yes I am weird, but that makes me unique,
and being unique is a virtue, not a
vice! I am Special damnit! "It's better to burn out, than fade away!"
"When the devil's much too busy, and death's a bit too much, they call on me by name you see for my special touch. To the
gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, to the ladies I'm Sir Prise... Call me by any name, anyway its all the same. I'm the fly in your
soup i'm the pebble in your shoe, I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm the bump on every head. I'm the thorn in every side makes
you wriggle and writhe, but its so easy being evil.." |
299. Time you finished: 11:27 still 9/8/03
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